more things i hate about everyone
When people say “hold on a sec.” What’s there to hold, I can’t hold onto time pall.When people say one thing and do another. You’re either going to do it or you’re not, so make up your mind PLEASE!
When people say you are like a blonde when that’s not even your damn hair color.
People who ask is something wrong. If something were wrong you’d know.
When people always ask what your name is because they can’t remember. Why don’t I write it on my forehead, so its there all the time.
People who laugh at their own jokes when there not funny… do you even see me laughing.
People who say “ you can do more than one thing at once?” well duh, I'm looking and talking to someone dumb aren’t I?
When people ask “aren’t you hot in that?” If I were hot I wouldn’t be wearing it smartass!
People who scream there head off when seeing someone famous. Why waste you breath when you’re not going to get noticed anyway.
When you already have a drink and someone asks if they can buy you one…. What’s this in my hand? A drink!
When you’re avoiding somebody and they still won’t leave you alone. What are they really that blind or can’t they see that they’re getting to you.
When people don’t get something really simple. What do you need a play by play?
When people have a dumb look on their face. What did you just fart?
When people have a dumb look on their face and don’t know why. Wait I know why… it’s because you’re dumb.
When you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day and still get pinched. If I wanted to get pinched I wouldn’t be wearing green.
When people think they know everything. If you knew everything then you’d know that I don’t wanna talk to you.
When people say they want to see to world. Just look out your back yard.
When people say “I wish I could do that!” well why don’t you get off you lazy ass then.
posted by nat @ 12:11 PM
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