9 THINGS GOD WON'T ASK on judgment day...
1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.4. God won't ask what your highest salary was; He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it, and performed your job to the best of your ability.5. God won't ask how many friends you had; He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.6. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.7. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.8. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation; He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.9.God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to. He already knows whether you will or not.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".? Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
